Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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