pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
where are my eyebrows?
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