It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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