Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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