And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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