So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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