I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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