One girl and one boy is just not enough.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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