why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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