did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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