People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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