He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i dont even know how to be here
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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