The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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