508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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