Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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