Where is the hickey?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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