yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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