Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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