if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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