Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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