That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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