You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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