bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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