If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
bring money and cleavage
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
