Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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