playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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