I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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