why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
