he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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