yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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