i don't like sucking hair
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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