hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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