It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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