Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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