Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
