It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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