There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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