1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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