are you still at the devil's house?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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