google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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