no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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