This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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