If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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