i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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