I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just had sex bonerless
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize