I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
