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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he quoted the bible to break up with me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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