? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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