Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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