I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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