That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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