i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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